I don’t mean to brag, but I am the most famous of any author’s characters that you’ll never hear about.
Sometimes it annoys me that no one knows who I really am. I mean, who can forget some of these lines that I’ve penned? Incredibly famous lines like “It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.” Or, how about this one? “It was a dark and stormy night…” One of my personal favorites was the set up line for Rhett Butler. “For a moment he hesitated, as if debating whether a kind lie were kinder in the long run than the truth.” Moments later, the famous line…” My dear, I don’t give a damn.”